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Name: Brian
Metro: Murfreesboro
Birthday: 5/23/1982
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Saturday, August 26, 2006

Title: Hiding Place
Artist: Downpour

Where can I run to, how can I escape
When all that's right is wrong
and all that's wrong is right
The world all wanders in an endless night
But where can I hide

But I see Your face
You are my hiding place

Will I ever make it, or am I cursed-alone
Will anybody help me,
or must I struggle on my own
Through the darkness, some stars have shined
Dim enough to fade but bright enough to blind

But I see Your face
I feel Your grace
I'm tired from the race
You are my hiding place

Jesus, don't forsake me, don't let me fall away
Jesus, let me cling to you
when everything is gray


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Mitch Hedberg

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Pizza Hut will accept other pizzeria's coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. Mitch's Pizza - this weeks' coupon: free unlimited pizza! Special note: coupon not valid at any of Mitch's Pizza locations. "Free pizza oven with purchase of a small coke."

I went to a cigar store, the man behind the counter asked me, "What kind of cigars do you like?" I answered, "It's a Boys."

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

Is a hippopotamus just a really cool opotamus?

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

I went to a doctor, and all he did is suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula.

You know when they show someone washing their hair under a waterfall? That's crazy. That would knock you on your butt.

I got a business card because I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner. Gimme a call, maybe we'll have lunch. If I'm lucky!

I had a paper route when I was a kid. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses. Or two dumpsters.

I like the Fed-Ex driver, 'cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.


Sunday, August 20, 2006

My friend Chris and I went to Ohio for a week and I thought I would post some pictures...

To start, here is Chris and his mom:


I took a few nature pictures:

A covered bridge with a waterfall behind it:


The waterfall behind the covered bridge:


Mountains on the way to Ohio:


A nice sunset picture:


I got a couple of stupid pictures too:

The stupidest, ugliest, park equipment that I have ever seen:


A huge hanging hotdog in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame:


A drive-by shooting of a nuclear power plant:


And now the main event...The Indian's Game:

Clevland Skyline on the way to the game...Also a drive-by shooting:


Me sitting in a baseball glove chair...What a good catch:


Pregame field pic from my seat:


Chris and I at the game:


Mid-game Infield:


Post-game scoreboard:


That's all folks...


Saturday, August 12, 2006

I am in Ohio till the 15th... having a ton of fun!!! I will write more about it when I get back...


Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I am done with the poetry... I am not that good at it lol... I just enjoy it...



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